My Dreams Feel Like A Holiday
I'll wait a thousand years to see your smile^^
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
I judge you when you use poor grammar
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Oh, did you hear Block supper? we meant HAZING! .....OMFG WHAT?!
So yes. I, have gone through the Eusoff Hall Block C hazing... and here's what happened :)
3days before- i saw an announcement seeing that there was a Block C supper (YAY! free food = good^^)
Actual day- Block leader sent an email announcing that the supper would consist of KFC (i actually went YES! cause in the hostel you're deprived of all fast food LOL)
9:30- seniors all started shouting and knocking on doors for everyone to come for supper ("block C supper NOW!"), they were so loud and persistent that even though i just finished 10hrs of non-stop lessons i decided to just go for a while.
9:45- when my neighbours and i got to C1 (first floor of C block) we saw the seniors holding blindfolds... OMG. Charlene chan and i wanted to run, but they confiscated our room keys and all our belongings so essentially we were locked out. so FINE BRING IT ON. they blindfolded us and made us sit down (by this time, i can't tell the time anymore so i'll just guess haha).
Initially, we kept pulling off our blindfolds, but the seniors caught us and tightened the plastic strips (yeap that's what they used, and it works really well man) and told us that we couldn't touch it anymore... (WHAT?!)
10:10- so i don't know how long we sat there but it felt like a LONGGGGGG time. It got even worse when they TOOK CHARLENE CHAN AWAYYYYY T.T so yeap.. sat there and sat and sat... until they told me to get up and move. They lead me, blindfolded, and told me to put my hands on the shoulders of this guy ("yeah the shoulder that is wriggling"...erm what? LOL)
So the line started moving and i kept bumping into the dude in front and saying "sorry" lol i'm so clumsy >.<>
10:25- So new senior took my hand and led me forward again... and something hit my face =.= i think it was either a lady's finger or a brinjal. GAHHHH eww i tugged at it and tried to pull it down LOLL (revenge!^^) and the senior said "ehehhh why you wnna bring that with you! let go!" MUAHAHAHHAA satisfaction of being aware while blind (nightblindness has conditioned me LOl)
10:27- The senior told me to watch my step and said "ok now we're in the guy's bathroom" he told me to stop and turn to my right. Then they pushed me forward and told me to squat down. "there's a pail in front of you, i want you to help me find a marble"
LOLL (i was like WTF?!) and then when i reached forward i was like EH WHAT THIS IS A TOILET BOWL. so i said "you want me to find a marble in the toilet bowl?" and they actually replied "it's not a toilet bowl!" even though i kept lifting the toilet seat LOL i put my hand in anyway. and trust me.. it was GROSS. i think they threw bread and some same sauce inside of something so it felt like seriously EWWWY haha in the end i couldn't find no marble :(
10:34- after standing at the railing for a while a someone else led me again and put my hand on some bin that came up to my tummy (can you guess what it is? hint: there was a trashbag in it) When i dipped my hand in... there was ICE, and VERY VERY COLD WATER LOL. so this guy told me "There is a fish and a tomato inside, can you help me find the tomato?" and like seriously, there was already a guy opposite me who was already looking for the fish haha.
So i dipped my hands in (No kick lah, i love the cold) but it couldn't reach the bottom of the container OMFG lol. No way in hell i can find it lah please. the senior said "eh if your hands can't reach the bottom nevermind lah, give up, not your fault that you got short arms".... and i threw ice in his direction LOL but i kept dipping anyway. In a suge forward, my head hit the dude opposite me VERY HARD. wah pain =.= some more, there were flashes (i could see them through the blindfold) i think they were taking picture NOOOOOOOooooooooo.
Aftermath: Sighhh tired LOL i went down for a while to get KFC (couldn't eat much cause i still thought i smelled vomit) then i called my mummy to tell her.
Essentially though, i think that it was REALLY FUN^^ and the seniors were really very nice and took care of us even though it was a hazing haha. Eusoff Hall is really fun^^ (oh but i think we made too much noise and someone complained about all the sreaming because the police/security came and the block head had to deal with them... poor thing)
Anyway, I LOVE EUSOFF^^
P.S. it was probably a good thing that we went because afterwards they took attendance and sabotaged the doors of the people who didn't turn up haha. (they wrapped our blindfolds on their door handles and poured the vomit goo on it, then they nutella-ed the doors GROSS LOl)
Monday, August 30, 2010
don't be a Stranger(?)
Right. so i decided to make a list on the things you should (or shouldn't) do when you are trying to meet new friends^^
Let's go:
1. Sit two seats away from the person and stare at them until they come over and talk to you. (this might also result in the person thinking you're a freak and moving even further AWAY from you... so heh try another person?)
2. Smile^^ the other person is probably as scared as you are, so be friendly! they'll welcome it (especially since singaporeans are so... LOL they don't like to be the first to start conversations. BUT everyone like friendly people! JUST DON'T BE TOO FRIENDLY. CAUSE IT'S WEIRD. )
3. Catch someone's eye, this works best when the person is right next to you, and just start talking! if you act like it's natural, NO ONE WILL QUESTION YOU. you could discuss how boring the lecture is, how hard the readings are, how horrible the professor's accent is... any common subject! (but if the person is ignoring you, DO NOT PROD THEM TO GET THEIR ATTENTION! YOU ARE NOT E.T. AND YOU DO NOT HAVE MAGIC FINGERS^^)
4. f you see them falling asleep, offer them candy! everyone loves sweets~ (those who don't are just being assholes^^) hopefully, you can start a conversation from there!
5. Share your book (and knowledge, if they ask you questions) DON'T BE A SELFISH PRICK!
ALL RIGHT FOLKS!
if it works then yay!
but this is just from my 1month experience (after 8months of being a hermit) at making friends in NUS. i haven't really found like SUPER KHAKIS yet. but you know~ every tutorial and lecture, at least you get a group of friends to sit with!
Hope you guys will be able to make new friends!~
and good luck! (especially to my precious unnie, and also omma-who has no problem with this anyway lol ^.~)
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Again. I am bored^^
tonight, i shall talk about talking donkeys^^
Mostly because i'm not thinking straight after 12hrs of straight lessons-- and i just read animal farm LOL.
In animal farm, there was this donkey called Benjamin. he was positively the most critical piece of ass (haha i made a pun >.<) in the book. You see, while all of the other animals delight in the prospect of a new, animal-governed world, Benjamin only says, ‘Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.’
My response was WTF is that answer btw haha.
but i still love him haha, for that quote^^
OHOH!!!
the donkey from Nanny McPhee!!! he dances, stands on it's hind legs, wears human clothes and winks LOLLL oh wait it doesn't talk =.= (haha but he deserves a mention right?)
Next...
The Donkey from shrek. He's annoying isn't he?
"on the road again...~" i felt like saying STFU during the movie haha.
but then he goes and have cute/creepy don-gons (donkey + dragon = don-gon i'm a genius tyvm^^) and i just feel like squishing them lol.
OH! and he likes waffles~
Moral of the story: irritating and ugly things can produce cute and squishy(?!) erm.. things
Right, before my brain stops working completely!
EEYORE! i lub him the most loll. and i know *coughzzcough* someone likes him too haha.
that's right folks! Talking Donkey No. 3 is winnie the pooh's eeyore~
do you know that he had over 241,000 fans on Facebook?!!
Read this^^:
“You seem so sad, Eeyore.”
“Sad? Why should I be sad? It’s my birthday. The happiest day of the year.”
“Your birthday?” said Pooh in great surprise.
“Of course it is. Can’t you see? Look at all the presents I’ve had.”
He waved a foot from side to side.
“Look at the birthday cake. Candles and pink sugar.”
Pooh looked – first to the right and then to the left.
“Presents?” said Pooh. “Birthday cake?” said Pooh. “Where?”
“Can’t you see them?”
“No,” said Pooh.
“Neither can I,” said Eeyore. “Joke,” he explained. “Ha Ha.”
'Nuff said >.<
and that concludes the talking donkeys^^
Monday, August 23, 2010
SHIT.
When will i learn?
i seriously need to put this behind me and treat it lightly.
but then again
sticking post-its on the door of every single one of my block mates to ask them to play basketball... NOT GOOD.
why do i feel like i'll never live this down.
ever? T.T
OMG
I'm scared out of my pants.
I have my first tutorial/discussion group in 30mins.
Doesn't help that I don't know anyone there omg T.T
HELP!!!
[i love him more than milk~^^]
Friday, August 20, 2010
YES I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!
Today i was stuck in 2 jams.
REAL JAMS.
the traffic was NOT MOVING, and it took me about 1.5hrs to travel 2MRT station stops...
what made it worse- CAR HORNS.
I don't understand why people insists on horning when the traffic is just NOT GOING TO MOVE ANY FASTER.
no matter how many times you horn, the car in front can't move ok.
You're just irritating people...
Dumb =.=
in short, i have one thing to say to you people (short of flipping you the finger):
SHUT YOUR FACE.